YES, I am going to be married on 25 JUNE 2011. What's more, I will be wed to AURORA GEORGIA FLORENCE. Can you believe it, Grandma? All those prayers have finally PAID OFF. For more information on when and where, click here.
I have two thoughts on the matter right now that are not allowing me to sleep.
First, the loose ends to tie up for the upcoming nuptials. Examples: all of the people that don't have invites yet, the fact that I don't have a suit yet, and that so far we don't know how those ice cream coupons are going to be redeemed.
Second, when Steve Jobs comes out with the iTestament, Hebrews 11 will be updated to read: "And by faith Aurora joined herself to Jeffrey in eternal matrimony. And by faith her parents consented."
And one more thought because who's counting?
I get to marry this girl:
don't worry, i'm pretty sure that's my arm. |